What a deplorable wretch this one is! She may look normal or even pleasant-natured, but her inadequacies and shortcomings are so prevalent that they can not be ignored.
To begin with, this detestable urchin will lose and/or forget anything important. Things forgotten or lost include car keys, her cell phone, jewelry, gifts and returning phone calls .
In regard to returning phone calls, Jennifer may call you a week later with a lame excuse like "I'm sorry, but I've been so busy." Join the club Jennifer! We're all busy.
To further exacerbate her detestable phone etiquette, Jennifer will regularly forget her cell phone at her home, cutting off her main communication line with friends and family. "What if there is an emergency?" you may ask. Well, Jennifer's irresponsible ways prohibit her from being useful when truly needed.
Jennifer is also strange. She is afraid of needles, elevators, insects, ovens, stoves, getting lost, family members getting lost, crowds, roller coasters and losing items of importance. Her fear of needles has prohibited her from donating blood several times. This selfish imp would not donate life's ultimate resource due to her ungrounded phobia!
Jennifer complains about her anxiety. She has high levels of anxiety which may lead to depression. Jennifer is a full time student in a reputable college, while her parents are financially supporting her in everyway. Jennifer's grandmother survived the Holocaust, and her mother raised a child by herself while going to school and working full time at Jennifer's age. Yet there are some mornings when Jennifer can not get it together enough to wash her hair and make toast. Which one is not like the others here?
In conclusion, you should beware of Jennifer. She has got some issues.
